Jan 25
Non-sequitur! Nomad, analyze!
The Boy comes running to where the Wife and I were talking.
"Let’s go to the garden shoe!" he says.
"The what?" asks the Wife. (Did he say "Gun show"?)
"The garden shoe!" said the Boy again.
Then he explained as only a five year old can: "We get to go to the garden shoe. It’s a really great place where you get to hang up your puppy and watch a movie!"